Frank  also  rendered  me  a  great  and  unforeseen  service    he  took  me  to  see  his  friends  the  Brodricks  at  Merton .sx   The  Warden  and  he  very  shortly  went  out  together  to  the  garden  , and  I  was  left  to  a  long  tte--tte  with  the  Warden's  reigning  niece  , Edith  Brodrick .sx   She  knew  the  Duckworths  intimately  and  had  already  heard  of  me .sx   I  was  unaware  of  this  , and  as  we  talked  on  and  on  in  the  falling  dusk  she  made  point  after  point  so  near  the  heart  of  my  mystery  that  I  began  to  feel  myself  in  the  hands  of  a  Wise  Woman  , who  knew  the  Future  and  could  use  magic  arts .sx   Time  only  confirmed  this  feeling    no  one  in  the  end  gave  me  more  unexpected  or  more  practical  help .sx   
My  recollection  of  the  winter  which  followed  is  that  it  was  long  drawn  out  and  distracting .sx   I  was  living  in  two  worlds  at  once    the  present  which  was  prosaic  , and  the  future  which  was  obscure  and  difficult .sx   My  contemporaries  at  the  Bar  were  once  more  attending  meetings  in  Trafalgar  Square  , and  this  time  they  were  called  upon  to  serve  as  Special  Constables .sx   I  could  not  do  that  for  I  was  not  now  `resident  in  London'  , but  I  went  to  the  Holborn  Town  Hall  with  Herbert  Chitty  and  Ernest  Pollock  , who  were  accepted  and  sworn  in .sx   The  scene  was  one  for  a  Shakespearian  play .sx   The  crowd  stood  close  in  front  of  the  magistrates  where  they  sat  at  their  long  table  , and  the  books  for  the  oath  were  handed  to  the  recruits  as  batch  after  batch  answered  to  their  names .sx   There  was  a  great  crush  and  some  confusion    'Mr .sx   Ernest  Pollock'  was  called  , but  the  attendant  could  not  distinguish  him  from  those  around .sx   `Come  , come'  , said  old  Mr.  Pownall  , the  Chairman  of  the  Bench  , `don't  you  know  the  Pollock  face ?sx '  He  drew  his  hand  slowly  down  his  own  jaw  and  beyond  it    Mr.  Pollock  was  instantly  recognised  and  the  merriment  was  great .sx   
I  was  busy  at  this  time  with  a  scheme  for  amending  the  settlements  of  Sir  Edward  Poore  , Mr.  Chilton's  cousin  , who  had  gone  to  live  in  Australia  some  years  before  , and  had  allowed  his  affairs  at  home  to  get  into  a  tangle .sx   I  also  joined  the  staff  of  `The  Reports'    a  new  series  intended  to  rival  the  official  Law  Reports :sx   and  on  them  I  spent  a  good  deal  of  weary  time  in  Court   .sx
with  little  profit    it  seemed  to  be  very  seldom  that  a  really  new  case  arose  , and  even  then  it  was  generally  a  hair  too  small  to  be  worth  splitting  for  future  use .sx   The  rest  of  my  work  was  for  the  most  part  conveyancing    perhaps  the  most  impersonal  of  all  occupations .sx   
My  real  existence  was  very  different    it  was  a  kind  of  Secret  Service  , an  adventure  in  which  success  and  failure  , even  life  and  death  , depended  on  a  patient  and  concealed  diplomacy .sx   Fortunately  for  me  there  were  many  who  knew  or  suspected  my  errand  , and  they  were  all  astonishingly  ready  to  shelter  and  en-courage  me .sx   Among  these  were  now  Lord  and  Lady  Midleton  , the  parents  of  my  friend  at  Merton .sx   Lady  Midleton  was  a  grand-daughter  of  one  of  Nelson's  captains  at  Trafalgar  , and  was  as  absolute  in  her  own  sphere  as  he  could  ever  have  been  on  the  quarter-deck  of  the  Neptune .sx   When  she  invited  me  to  stay  at  Peperharrow  I  felt  that  no  reply  could  be  more  appropriate  than  a  silent  salute .sx   Her  husband  , George  Brodrick's  elder  brother  , was  half  blind  , but  refused  to  acknowledge  the  fact  as  in  any  way  a  hindrance  to  his  activity .sx   I  travelled  with  him  occasion-ally  to  London  , and  found  him  always  genial  and  entertaining  , until  he  got  out  at  Vauxhall .sx   Then  as  the  train  moved  away  with  me  I  used  to  watch  him  nervously  while  he  made  boldly  for  the  staircase  down  to  the  street .sx   My  fears  were  justified    there  came  a  day  when  he  missed  the  top  step  , just  as  I  was  losing  sight  of  him .sx   All  that  I  could  be  sure  of  was  that  he  had  fallen  , and  he  was  a  massively  built  man .sx   When  I  reached  Waterloo  I  telegraphed  at  once  to  Eaton  Square  to  inquire  after  his  health  and  was  relieved  to  hear  later  that  he  had  fallen  only  a  few  steps  on  to  the  neck  of  a  sufficiently  stalwart  porter  , and  was  none  the  worse .sx   
Shortly  after  this  I  was  myself  disabled    I  had  been  lamed  in  a  football  match  and  an  operation  was  thought  necessary .sx   By  the  time  I  was  able  to  walk  again  the  Duckworth  family  had  migrated  to  their  house  in  Bryanston  Square  for  the  season  , and  I  made  haste  to  call  on  them .sx   The  house  seemed  to  be  full  of  a  great  number  of  people  , all  related  to  one  another  , and  I  felt  likea  foreigner  who  did  not  understand  the  customs  , politics  or  tongue  of  the  country  he  was  visiting .sx   But  I  persevered  , and  was  allowed  to  persevere :sx   I  lunched  , I  dined  , I  attended  evening  parties  , and  became  better  acquainted  with  the  family  circle .sx   One  evening  , though  I  cannot  date  it  exactly  , gave  me  the  right  to  add  a  new  and  authentic  story  to  the  great  collection  of  the  Brodrick  Legends .sx   Mr.  Duckworth  , who  loved  new  scientific  inventions  , had  that  evening  provided  , by  way  of  a  side-show  for  his  guests  , a  gramophone  which  was  to  be  exhibited  in  a  back  drawing-room .sx   After  dinner  and  before  the  evening  party  had  begun  to  arrive  , we  were  brought  into  this  room  , and  the  Warden  of  Merton  was  asked  to  speak  into  the  receiver  of  the  instrument  , and  then  to  listen  to  the  reproduction  of  his  words .sx   He  uttered  a  short  but  impressive  harangue  in  his  most  characteristic  manner  , and  put  the  head-phone  to  his  ear :sx   a  look  of  ingenuous  astonishment  came  over  his  face .sx   `I  declare    the  instrument  has  imparted  a  tone  of  bombastic  pedantry  to  all  that   .sx
I  said' .sx   
In  the  years  that  were  coming  I  was  to  meet  the  Warden  more  often  and  become  more  and  more  attached  to  him .sx   One  September  , when  I  was  staying  with  the  Frank  Coltman  at  Lorbottle  in  Northumberland  , he  offered  himself  as  a  guest  for  two  or  three  days  on  his  way  south  from  Scotland .sx   It  was  , he  told  us  at  dinner  , a  great  day  for  him  , for  this  was  the  three  hundred  and  sixty-fifth  house  that  was  now  open  to  him  at  his  own  request :sx   so  that  he  could  if  he  pleased  stay  at  a  different  friend's  house  every  night  for  a  whole  year .sx   Then  when  the  ladies  had  left  for  the  drawing-room  our  host  and  he  discussed  the  political  gossip  of  the  day .sx   Mr.  Coltman  opined  that  it  was  hardly  the  thing  for  Mr.  Gladstone  , as  Prime  Minister  , to  accept  the  loan  of  a  seaside  house  from  Mr.  Colman  , a  mustard-manufacturer  whom  he  did  not  know  personally .sx   `My  dear  Frank'  , said  the  Warden  impressively :sx   `the  fact  is  that  Mr.  Gladstone  has  no  sense  of  personal  dignity  whatever :sx   I  believe  that  if  you  were  to  invite  him  here  to-morrow  , he  would  accept  in  a  moment    without  a  thought  of  what  he  was  doing' .sx   
When  I  heard  this  I  recognised  real  gold :sx   I  felt  like  the  digger  who  has  come  on  a  nugget  and  cannot  be  easy  until  he  has  safely  banked  it .sx   I  excused  myself  to  my  host  , and  slipped  away  to  the  drawing-room  where  I  laid  my  treasure  before  a  delighted  audience  , and  secured  my  own  title  to  it .sx   
But  this  was  later    I  must  turn  back  to  the  opening  of  1888 .sx   After  I  had  stayed  at  Littleton  with  nearly  all  the  members  of  the  Duckworth  family  in  succession  , the  time  came  near  when  they  would  be  returning  to  Somerset  , and  the  vital  question  of  Lynton  and  the  autumn  had  not  been  settled .sx   It  could  hardly  be  even  discussed  in  a  London  house  full  of  eyes  and  ears  and  echoes  and  interruptions .sx   But  in  the  early  days  of  June  I  heard  suddenly  from  Miss  Brodrick  that  she  was  making  a  party  at  Merton  for  Commemoration  , and  had  asked  two  of  her  Duckworth  friends  to  join  it .sx   My  brother  and  sister  were  to  stay  with  the  Brights  for  the  same  occasion  , so  that  I  had  good  enough  reason  to  be  there  myself .sx   I  went  to  Oxford  at  once  and  called  at  Merton .sx   Miss  Brodrick's  diplomacy  was  masterly  and  the  Warden  was  led  to  agree  with  serious  innocence  that  the  'Varsity  Ball  would  be  a  very  proper  way  of  spending  one  evening  of  the  festive  week .sx   So  on  that  one  evening  we  danced  in  the  New  Schools :sx   every  hour  was  memorable  , and  I  went  to  my  room  at  Sparrow-chirp  with  a  feeling  that  my  plans  for  the  autumn  were  no  longer  so  indefinite  as  they  had  been  for  many  months  past .sx   
The  rest  of  the  year  seems  to  have  been  full  of  weddings .sx   May  Duckworth  was  married  to  Harry  Olivier  , May  Powell  to  Thackeray  Turner  , Robert  Cholmeley  to  Roberta  Darling .sx   Then  when  August  came  , the  story  of  last  year  began  to  repeat  itself  , but  with  advantages .sx   Milly  and  I  , as  before  , joined  the  Chiltons'  train  at  Woking :sx   Margaret  , as  before  , was  waiting  for  us  on  the  Yeovil  platform :sx   as  before  our  convoy  of  dogs  , cats  , horses  , maids  , and  guests  went  in  procession  across  the  moor  to  Mount  Sinai .sx   The  new  event  , the  point  of  new  departure  , was  the  meeting  of  two  of  the  guests  in  the  hall  next  morning  at  the  unusual  hour  of  eight-fifteen  and  their  expedition  to  the  Valley  of   .sx
Rocks .sx   They  returned  to  breakfast  at  ten  o'clock  , and  passed  the  morning  in  telegraphing  to  all  who  had  the  right  to  hear  of  their  adventures .sx   
A  week  later  they  left  and  each  in  turn  took  the  other  home :sx   it  fell  out  appropriately  enough  that  during  our  stay  at  Addle-stone  my  sister  Milly  became  engaged  to  be  married .sx   In  October  we  met  the  Chiltons  and  Brodricks  at  Orchardleigh .sx   In  November  we  stayed  at  Merton  for  my  brother's  wedding .sx   On  the  last  day  of  the  year  in  Addlestone  Church  I  gave  away  my  sister  to  Tom  Chitty .sx   So  `the  children'  had  both  outrun  me  at  last .sx   
Chapter  X  V   .sx
Mary  Coleridge  and  Robert  Bridges   .sx

Sir  Henry  de  Marland  when  he  built  the  little  Parish  Church  of  Orchardleigh  in  the  thirteenth  century  made  an  accurate  forecast  of  the  needs  of  those  who  were  to  come  after  him .sx   When  I  first  saw  it  , more  than  six  hundred  years  later  , it  had  probably  never  once  been  filled  to  its  full  capacity  , for  the  Parish  was  always  simply  the  Park  , and  the  parishioners  were  the  Squire's  family  and  dependants  , seldom  more  than  fifty  or  sixty  in  all .sx   Thursday  the  15th  of  August  1  889  was  therefore  a  notable  day  in  the  record :sx   the  church  that  morning  provided  seats  for  a  hundred  and  twenty    or  even  a  hundred  and  twenty-one  , for  an  aged  retainer  , Mrs.  Wren  , was  finally  given  a  chair  in  the  old  oak  pulpit  , and  from  there  enjoyed  ( as  Uncle  Joseph  Hardcastle  said  ) `an  excellent  bird's-eye  view' .sx   
The  arrangements  for  the  whole  day  were  delightfully  oldfashioned    perhaps  amusingly  so  from  the  point  of  view  of  to-day .sx   To  keep  up  the  exogamous  tradition  , John  Mitchell  and  I  had  been  sent  to  pass  the  night  before  the  wedding  day  at  the  parsonage  of  Lullington  on  the  adjoining  hill  , and  in  the  morning  at  the  appointed  time  we  walked  down  the  slope  and  along  the  lakeside  to  church  through  a  faint  drizzle  of  the  kind  called  by  shepherds  `the  Pride  of  the  Morning'  , and  said  to  be  the  prelude  to  fine  weather .sx   The  saying  was  in  this  case  justified  , and  when  my  wife  and  I  left  the  church  at  the  end  of  the  ceremony  we  stepped  out  into  a  warm  summer's  day .sx   We  also  met  anoverwhelming  storm  of  rice  , hurled  by  enthusiastic  tenants  , and  came  away  with  some  discomfort    the  paper  confetti  of  a  later  time  would  have  been  more  untidy  , but  not  so  painful  to  the  eyes  in  the  literal  sense .sx   In  another  detail  change  had  already  taken  effect    the  `wedding  breakfast'  was  by  this  time  a  thing  of  the  past .sx