" What does he write ?sx " I asked .sx " Books ?sx " .sx " I believe so , " said the curate , " and articles .sx He had a novel published last spring .sx He's promised to lend it me .sx " " I wouldn't waste my time on rubbish in your place , " said my uncle , who never read anything but the Times and the Guardian .sx " What's it called ?sx " I asked .sx " He told me the title , but I forget it .sx " " Anyhow , it's quite unnecessary that you should know , " said my uncle .sx " I should very much object to your reading trashy novels .sx During your holidays the best thing you can do is to keep out in the open air .sx And you have a holiday task , I presume ?sx " .sx I had .sx It was Ivanhoe .sx I had read it when I was ten , and the notion of reading it again and writing an essay on it bored me to distraction .sx When I consider the greatness that Edward Driffield afterward achieved I cannot but smile as I remember the fashion in which he was discussed at my uncle's table .sx When he died a little while ago and an agitation arose among his admirers to have him buried in Westminster Abbey the present incumbent at Blackstable , my uncle's successor twice removed , wrote to the Daily Mail pointing out that Driffield was born in the parish and not only had passed long years , especially the last twenty-five of his life , in the neighbourhood , but had laid there the scene of some of his most famous books ; it was only becoming then that his bones should rest in the churchyard where under the Kentish elms his father and mother dwelt in peace .sx There was relief in Blackstable when , the Dean of Westminster having somewhat curtly refused the Abbey , Mrs. Driffield sent a dignified letter to the press in which she expressed her confidence that she was carrying out the dearest wishes of her dead husband in having him buried among the simple people he knew and loved so well .sx Unless the notabilities of Blackstable have very much changed since my day I do not believe they vastly liked that phrase about ` simple people,' but , as I afterward learnt , they had never been able to ` abide ' the second Mrs. Driffield .sx IV .sx To my surprise , two or three days after I lunched with Alroy Kear I received a letter from Edward Driffield's widow .sx It ran as follows :sx Dear Friend , .sx I hear that you had a long talk with Roy last week about Edward Driffield and I am so glad to know that you spoke of him so nicely .sx He often talked to me of you .sx He had the greatest admiration for your talent and he was so very pleased to see you when you came to lunch with us .sx I wonder if you have in your possession any letters that he wrote to you and if so whether you would let me have copies of them .sx I should be very pleased if I could persuade you to come down for two or three days and stay with me .sx I live very quietly now and have no one here , so please choose your own time .sx I shall be delighted to see you again and have a talk of old times .sx I have a particular service I want you to do me and I am sure that for the sake of my dear dead husband you will not refuse .sx Yours ever sincerely , .sx Amy Driffield .sx I had seen Mrs. Driffield only once and she but mildly interested me ; I do not like being addressed as `dear friend' ; that alone would have been enough tomake me decline her invitation ; and I was exasperated by its general character which , however ingenious an excuse I invented , made the reason I did not go quite obvious , namely , that I did not want to .sx I had no letters of Driffield's .sx I suppose years ago he had written to me several times , brief notes , but he was then an obscure scribbler and even if I ever kept letters it would never have occurred to me to keep his .sx How was I to know that he was going to be acclaimed as the greatest novelist of our day ?sx I hesitated only because Mrs. Driffield said she wanted me to do something for her .sx It would certainly be a nuisance , but it would be churlish not to do it if I could , and after all her husband was a very distinguished man .sx The letter came by the first post and after breakfast I rang up Roy .sx As soon as I mentioned my name I was put through to him by his secretary .sx If I were writing a detective story I should immediately have suspected that my call was awaited , and Roy's virile voice calling hullo would have confirmed my suspicion .sx No one could naturally be quite so cheery so early in the morning .sx " I hope I didn't wake you , " I said .sx " Good God , no .sx " His healthy laugh rippled along the wires .sx " I've been up since seven .sx I've been riding in the park .sx I'm just going to have breakfast .sx Come along and have it with me .sx " " I have a great affection for you , Roy , " I answered , " but I don't think you're the sort of person I'd care to have breakfast with .sx Besides , I've already had .sx mine .sx Look here , I've just had a letter from Mrs. Driffield asking me to go down and stay .sx " " Yes , she told me she was going to ask you .sx We might go down together .sx She's got quite a good grass court and she does one very well .sx I think you'd like it .sx " " What is it that she wants me to do ?sx " .sx " Ah , I think she'd like to tell you that herself .sx " There was a softness in Roy's voice such as I imagined he would use if he were telling a prospective father that his wife was about to gratify his wishes .sx It cut no ice with me .sx " Come off it , Roy , " I said .sx " I'm too old a bird to be caught with chaff .sx Spit it out .sx " There was a moment's pause at the other end of the telephone .sx I felt that Roy did not like my expression .sx " Are you busy this morning ?sx " he asked suddenly .sx " I'd like to come and see you .sx " " All right , come on .sx I shall be in till one .sx " " I'll be round in about an hour .sx " I replaced the receiver and relit my pipe .sx I gave Mrs. Driffield's letter a second glance .sx I remembered vividly the luncheon to which she referred .sx I happened to be staying for a long week-end not far from Tercanbury with a certain Lady Hodmarsh , the clever and handsome American wife of a sporting baronet with no intelligence and charming manners .sx Perhaps to relieve the tedium of domestic life she was in the habit of entertaining persons connected with the arts .sx Her parties were mixed and gay .sx Members of the nobility and gentry mingled with astonishment and an uneasy awe with painters , writers and actors .sx Lady Hodmarsh neither read the books nor looked at the pictures of the people to whom she offered hospitality , but she liked their company and enjoyed the feeling it gave her of being in the artistic know .sx When on this occasion the conversation happened to dwell for a moment on Edward Driffield , her most celebrated neighbour , and I mentioned that I had at one time known him very well she proposed that we should go over and lunch with him on Monday when a number of her guests were going back to London .sx I demurred , for I had not seen Driffield for five and thirty years and I could not believe that he would remember me ; and if he did ( though this I kept to myself ) I could not believe that it would be with pleasure .sx But there was a young peer there , a certain Lord Scallion , with literary inclinations so violent that , instead of ruling this country as the laws of man and nature have decreed , he devoted his energy to the composition of detective novels .sx His curiosity to see Driffield was boundless and the moment Lady Hodmarsh made her suggestion he said it would be too divine .sx The star guest of the party was a big young fat duchess and it appeared that her admiration for the famous writer was so intense that she was prepared to cut an engagement in London and not go up till the afternoon .sx " That would make four of us , " said Lady Hodmarsh .sx " I don't think they could manage more .sx than that .sx I'll wire to Mrs. Driffield at once .sx " I could not see myself going to see Driffield in that company and tried to throw cold water on the scheme .sx " It'll only bore him to death , " I said .sx " He'll hate having a lot of strangers barging in on him like this .sx He's a very old man .sx " " That's why if they want to see him they'd better see him now .sx He can't last much longer .sx Mrs. Driffield says he likes to meet people .sx They never see anybody but the doctor and the parson and it's a change for them .sx Mrs. Driffield said I could always bring anyone interesting .sx Of course she has to be very careful .sx He's pestered by all sorts of people who want to see him just out of idle curiosity , and interviewers and authors who want him to read their books , and silly hysterical women .sx But Mrs. Driffield is wonderful .sx She keeps everyone away from him but those she thinks he ought to see .sx I mean , he'd be dead in a week if he saw everyone who wants to see him .sx She has to think of his strength .sx Naturally we're different .sx " Of course I thought I was ; but as I looked at them I perceived that the duchess and Lord Scallion thought they were too ; so it seemed best to say no more .sx We drove over in a bright yellow Rolls .sx Ferne Court was three miles from Blackstable .sx It was a stucco house built , I suppose , about 1840 , plain and unpretentious , but substantial ; it was the same back and front , with two large bows on each side of a flat piece in which was the front door , and there were two large bows on the first floor .sx A plain parapet hid thelow roof .sx It stood in about an acre of garden , somewhat overgrown with trees , but neatly tended , and from the drawing-room window you had a pleasant view of woods and green downland .sx The drawing-room was furnished so exactly as you felt a drawing-room in a country house of modest size should be furnished , that it was slightly disconcerting .sx Clean bright chintzes covered the comfortable chairs and the large sofa , and the curtains were of the same bright clean chintz .sx On little Chippendale tables stood large Oriental bowls filled with pot-pourri .sx On the cream-coloured walls were pleasant water-colours by painters well known at the beginning of this century .sx There were great masses of flowers charmingly arranged , and on the grand piano in silver frames photographs of celebrated actresses , deceased authors and minor royalties .sx It was no wonder that the duchess cried out that it was a lovely room .sx It was just the kind of room in which a distinguished writer should spend the evening of his days .sx Mrs. Driffield received us with modest assurance .sx She was a woman of about five and forty , I judged , with a small sallow face and neat sharp features .sx She had a black cloche hat pressed tight down on her head and wore a grey coat and skirt .sx Her figure was slight and she was neither tall nor short , and she looked trim , competent and alert .sx She might have been the squire's widowed daughter , who ran the parish and had a peculiar gift for organisation .sx She introduced us to a clergyman and a lady , who got up as we were shown .sx in .sx They were the Vicar of Blackstable and his wife .sx Lady Hodmarsh and the duchess immediately assumed the cringing affability that persons of rank assume with their inferiors in order to show them that they are not in the least conscious of any difference in station between them .sx